Apple's Rivalry

Apple's Rivalry is the second episode of Plotagon Chronicles, and introduces the rival of Apple Inc., Satya Nadella of Microsoft. It also introduces their respective Stands, Jony Ive and John Software.

Plot
Apple Inc.'s Tim Cook is working on taking over humanity by introducing the Apple Machine. However, Satya Nadella jumps into the fray to stop him, but is met with opposition. Tim Cook refuses to cooperate, and is challenged to a debate.

In town, the two have a debate over whose company is the worst, in an attempt to confuse Nadella. However, when he isn't confused, Cook unleashes his Stand, Jony Ive. The sad strings immediately strengthen Jony, but are stopped when Satya unleashes a Stand of his own, John Software. Satya's Stand immediately overrides Jony's sad strings with "awesome generic Plotagon music".

After their victory, a long epilogue with text is shown, which states that the world fell into an apocalyptic state. However, everyone was revived through Microsoft's ancient research, and had to suffer through Windows install prompts for all eternity.

Trivia

 * This episode is not canon. Neither Satya Nadella or John Software are mentioned in Harry Pothead Chronicles.